Your President Lies To You

Trump’s List of Accomplishments

(As Narrated at the Las Vegas Rally)

Debunked

1. Unemployment numbers are at record low (depending on how that’s counted) – Most worn-out political exaggeration of the 20th century.

2. Created 400,000 manufacturing jobs (Trump created a pathetic 25,000 low-wage jobs and added that to the existing 375,000 jobs.)

3. GDP 4.1 (not for the year, in one fiscal quarter. Obama and W Bush have had better quarters.)

4. Jobs for minorities at lowest level recorded (see 1.)

5. 3.9 million Americans lifted off food stamps (Well, besides the ordinary rotation of recipients, Republican governors have tightened their budgets and kicked people off.)

6. Employers offering vocational training (Nothing new)

7. Retail sales surged ‘last month’ over last year (It is Back-to-School season and those goods don’t last two years)

8. Most tax cuts and reforms in US history (And all of them are completely lopsided toward the wealthy)

9. Lowest marginal tax rate in 80 years (see 8.)

10. 2028 Summer Olympics in LA (that bid was in the works BEFORE Trump became president)

11. 2026 World Cup (see 10.)

12. Regulatory relief for community banks and credit unions (Those regulations were there to protect low-income investors see 8.)

13. Approved more affordable generic drugs than ever before (Patients should really ask their physicians about those cheap drugs and maybe get a second opinion from a doctor who isn’t bribed by a pharmaceutical company.)

14. Right to try (see 13.)

15. $6 Million dedicated to fight opioid epidemic (Too little, and regulations would be better)

16. Backed out of Paris Climate Accord (Any of your surviving grandchildren will curse this generation for killing the planet)

17. Confirmed more court judges than anyone (Yeah, Obama would have done that, but Democrats have a blind eye toward that branch of government – but Obama left Trump with a record number of open seats.)

18. Moved US Embassy to Jerusalem (Which the US agreed to move the embassy years ago, but avoided doing so to encourage peace in the Middle East. There are lot of angry Muslims now with another reason to hate the US)

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This hurricane season, spend the day playing the president’s favorite video game…

 

Morning Today

It’s six AM, the sun has not yet crested Mt Gleason, and Sunland is still in shadow. A gray sedan, possibly a Honda in this light, turns into the parking lot the same time a beeping garbage trucks backs up, into the lot of an adjacent nursing home.

That sedan stops in front of my apartment and some guy steps out. He carries a limp garbage bag. Something of some heft possesses the package with gravity. The contents in the transparent bag are as blurred by shadow as the face the dark-haired stranger.

That bag goes dropped like a pendulum loosed from its pivot in front a new neighbor’s SUV. I don’t know these neighbors nor the man with the gray sedan. I have merely spied all of them at given opportunities. He then spotted me as I seldom disguise myself.

The man returns to the front of the neighbor’s vehicle and retrieves his litter. I assume litter because there exists a low brick wall between my apartment building and the parking lot. Even in dawn, the plastic bag remains concealed. Then all vanishes moments before daylight when the gray sedan goes driven away.

Midterms 2018

Loyalty to Party – Loyalty to Motherland

More of the Mortui Philosophies

 

 Mortui Philosophies

“The spawned element,
Rudra*,  consumed
The Living Darkness”

“Rudra uncovered the Light
Rudra gave the Darkness
To his Mother and Father
This was a gift.”

“These elements consumed
All the Darkness.
And gave birth to life.”

“The Elements gave
Life to us.”

“Then the Darkness was gone.
And our Mother and Father
Consumed their children.”

“The elements then birthed
Monsters.”

– The Mortui Philosophies
The sketchbooks of the author
Matthew Sawyer

(BTW- that is Rudra’s brother, Awaran, who is speaking)

Images and music composed by Matthew Sawyer
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Lessons Young Fighting Men Learn

“Right, men, put down your whack-a-daddy artificial p*ssies and take that hill.”

“Sergeant, I don’t have an artificial p*ssy.”

“That’s it, boy, we’re all brave men today.”

“No, I mean I didn’t get one.”

“Well, if you wanted someone to just give you a p*ssy, you should have volunteered at an animal shelter. You gotta get your own, son.”

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