
Lessons Young Fighting Men Learn
June 6, 2018“Right, men, put down your whack-a-daddy artificial p*ssies and take that hill.”
“Sergeant, I don’t have an artificial p*ssy.”
“That’s it, boy, we’re all brave men today.”
“No, I mean I didn’t get one.”
“Well, if you wanted someone to just give you a p*ssy, you should have volunteered at an animal shelter. You gotta get your own, son.”
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