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Your President Lies To You

September 21, 2018

Trump’s List of Accomplishments

(As Narrated at the Las Vegas Rally)


1. Unemployment numbers are at record low (depending on how that’s counted) – Most worn-out political exaggeration of the 20th century.

2. Created 400,000 manufacturing jobs (Trump created a pathetic 25,000 low-wage jobs and added that to the existing 375,000 jobs.)

3. GDP 4.1 (not for the year, in one fiscal quarter. Obama and W Bush have had better quarters.)

4. Jobs for minorities at lowest level recorded (see 1.)

5. 3.9 million Americans lifted off food stamps (Well, besides the ordinary rotation of recipients, Republican governors have tightened their budgets and kicked people off.)

6. Employers offering vocational training (Nothing new)

7. Retail sales surged ‘last month’ over last year (It is Back-to-School season and those goods don’t last two years)

8. Most tax cuts and reforms in US history (And all of them are completely lopsided toward the wealthy)

9. Lowest marginal tax rate in 80 years (see 8.)

10. 2028 Summer Olympics in LA (that bid was in the works BEFORE Trump became president)

11. 2026 World Cup (see 10.)

12. Regulatory relief for community banks and credit unions (Those regulations were there to protect low-income investors see 8.)

13. Approved more affordable generic drugs than ever before (Patients should really ask their physicians about those cheap drugs and maybe get a second opinion from a doctor who isn’t bribed by a pharmaceutical company.)

14. Right to try (see 13.)

15. $6 Million dedicated to fight opioid epidemic (Too little, and regulations would be better)

16. Backed out of Paris Climate Accord (Any of your surviving grandchildren will curse this generation for killing the planet)

17. Confirmed more court judges than anyone (Yeah, Obama would have done that, but Democrats have a blind eye toward that branch of government – but Obama left Trump with a record number of open seats.)

18. Moved US Embassy to Jerusalem (Which the US agreed to move the embassy years ago, but avoided doing so to encourage peace in the Middle East. There are lot of angry Muslims now with another reason to hate the US)


Rated for 18+ in Russia

September 20, 2018

This hurricane season, spend the day playing the president’s favorite video game…




Midterms 2018

August 6, 2018



Loyalty to Party – Loyalty to Motherland

July 20, 2018



More of the Mortui Philosophies

June 18, 2018


 Mortui Philosophies

“The spawned element,
Rudra*,  consumed
The Living Darkness”

“Rudra uncovered the Light
Rudra gave the Darkness
To his Mother and Father
This was a gift.”

“These elements consumed
All the Darkness.
And gave birth to life.”

“The Elements gave
Life to us.”

“Then the Darkness was gone.
And our Mother and Father
Consumed their children.”

“The elements then birthed

The Mortui Philosophies
The sketchbooks of the author
Matthew Sawyer

(BTW- that is Rudra’s brother, Awaran, who is speaking)

Images and music composed by Matthew Sawyer
All rights reserved

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Lessons Young Fighting Men Learn

June 6, 2018

“Right, men, put down your whack-a-daddy artificial p*ssies and take that hill.”

“Sergeant, I don’t have an artificial p*ssy.”

“That’s it, boy, we’re all brave men today.”

“No, I mean I didn’t get one.”

“Well, if you wanted someone to just give you a p*ssy, you should have volunteered at an animal shelter. You gotta get your own, son.”



The Bee and Gun Argument

May 7, 2018

Many Internet click-bait headlines themselves tell the story. It is probably best to read the article, yet, I am content that I understand the narrative. For instance, I encountered the headline, “How Moving Your Grass Less Can Save The Bees.” Without a single click, I concluded, “Of course, the whole idea is like that argument about the abundance of firearms in America.”

“If everyone mowed their lawns half as often, fewer bees will be involved in fatal lawnmower accidents.”

“Fewer bees, who seek only to rest upon a blade of grass and enjoy the few warm bright days of their lives, will be halved by searing hot, grass-stained metal blades.”

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